i’m sure thousands upon thousands of little boys like myself thought that all they needed to do to learn karate was wax some cars paint some fences and sand some floors…

so we painted, sanded and waxed… after a weekend of that we’d go to school sore from all that work.

and come home at the end of the day even more sore— chores can’t teach you how to fight… only in hollywood…

damn ralph macchio…