A few weeks ago, I compiled a list of things that, if in or incorporated into my comic strip Bob the Squirrel, “…would probably make me tons of money, make me world famous and contribute greatly to my inability to sleep at night.”

I have since added to the list… starting with Number 10.

These are the original nine:

  1. Zombies
  2. Some sort of gaming
  3. Hipsters
  4. A weapon (swords, axes… no guns)
  5. Bikinis
  6. Skinny Jeans
  7. Energy Drinks (non-coffee or cola)
  8. Some sort of X-Sport
  9. An old fart like me talking about the days when flannel was in-style (never thought it went OUT of style).
  10. Take away the soul
  11. Make it look like everything else
  12. Make up more interesting things about myself to make the strip more exciting.
  13. Swear more
  14. Ban it. (Of course, for this to work, it’d have to of been popular at one time. )
  15. Add another squirrel…if one doesn’t work, why not double it?

If there’s something I missed, I will amend it… as with life, it’s always a work in progress…

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