A physical altercation between Frank and Bob was quelled moments ago. Reports suggest the incident was touched off by AA batteries, a TV remote, two rolls of duct tape and a pepperoni pizza Hot Pocket. An eyewitness to the fight said, “Watching a grown man fight with a squirrel reminded me of that Yoda light saber fight scene in Star Wars: Episode III.”
As far as we know, no light sabers were involved. The shutdown continues.
